Oh, crap, it's Roustabout Story Time! Tonight's story? A headless giraffe haunting Bates Motel 'cause that's where his girlfriend stashed his "stuff", so he bludgeoned GI Joe 'cause he (Joe) had a chocolate bar.
The moral of the story? If you're a dead headless giraffe, don't kill GI Joe for his chocolate bar, because dead GI Joe's ghost will shove the chocolate bar down your headless trachia!
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